Multiple Personalities

Chief of Staff claims I have multiple personalities. Why? Because I will allow the tall staff to pet me but when I've had enough, I bite him. (He shrieks like a kitten when I do this LOL) I do the same to Chief of Staff but she merely looks at me and turns away.

Of course, that makes me want to be petted more so I jump onto her lap only to find that she's gone on 'strike'. She pushes me away! Me! The most purr-fect cat! If it wouldn't mean training another to take her place, I'd fire her!

Grrrr!

But...she does know precisely how I like to have my ears strokes and the way she rubs my cheeks is divine.

Sigh.

I suppose I must keep her after all.