Something Interesting

This morning, as I sat in my big window, I saw a 'thing' on the glass. It had not asked my permission. I swatted it and it fell to the floor in its attempts to escape my wrath. I, of course, followed. But it hid amongst the ugly, stinky wire thing that goes behind the picture box. That did not stop me. I swatted and batted until my Chief of Staff came to investigate.

She looked but did not see the thing. Poor blind Chief of Staff. She is a good person but, as all humans, woefully ignorant of things around her. When she walked away, I proceeded to exact my revenge on the thing. Swatting. Batting. Tossing the wire thing out of the way.

Then, suddenly, there was a loud banging from the swirly ceiling room. Zuzu began barking. It is my duty, my duty I say, to protect the precious items in the dark room all the way at the top of the house so I ran speedily to my post.

I hear the Chief of Staff snicker before she left the house.

I wonder why.